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Gather your loved ones, roll up your sleeves, and set off on an unforgettable and joyously absurd journey where your hands become the ultimate tools for adventure and hilarity in Volume 2 of Hand Jobs for the Whole Family! Hand Jobs for the Whole Family, Volume 2 is a follow on to the acclaimed #1 new release for Family and Parenting Humor and Puns & Wordplay on Amazon. It is a heartwarming book of hands-on, helpful activities for the family that is chock full of innuendos for adults that will have you on the floor laughing (and questioning your life decisions).
This delightful book invites readers to explore a world of timeless hand jobs that spark imagination and creativity to do together. From pole dancing (dancing around a maypole) to a one-night stand (building your first bedside table) to popping that cherry (making fruit jam), this book brings forth an enchanting world where everyday tasks become extraordinary adventures. Packed with endless ideas to encourage everyone to step away from screens and engage in hands-on fun, this book is a delightful invitation to experience the magic of spending quality time together while laughing uncontrollably! This book is perfect for anyone with a good sense of humor and great as a playful gag gift for new parents, grandparents, friends, co-workers (depends), and enemies! Note: This book is intended solely for comedic and satirical purposes and should not be taken seriously. The content within is a work of parody, often exaggerating or twisting reality (very poorly) for humorous effect. It may contain mature themes and content that may not be suitable for all audiences. Reader discretion is advised. The author and publisher assume no responsibility for any misinterpretation or offense taken as a result of reading this book. Remember, it’s all in good fun!
From the Publisher
Introducing the ‘Cancelled Children’s Books’ series – where every page is a potential scandal waiting to erupt! Dive into whimsical tales of boating blunders, construction conundrums, culinary capers, and “handsy” activities all wrapped in cheeky innuendos that’ll have you going balls deep with your reading choices. Perfect for those with a wicked sense of humor or a frenemy in need of a ‘thoughtful’ gift. Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, raised eyebrows, and a sudden urge to delete your social media. Read responsibly and make sure to send the whole series to your best friends, family, and definitely your enemies!
Subject Matter
Family Activities History of Construction A Nautical Fairy Tale Learning the Alphabet A Food Filled Love Story Family Activities
Comedy Format
Prose Limerick Limerick Limerick Limerick Prose
Pages
45 45 27 63 34 37
Author
Jack M. Offman Jack M. Offman Jack M. Offman Jack M. Offman Jack M. Offman Jack M. Offman
Illustrator
Amanda E. Tass Anita V. Gina Anita V. Gina Phil A. Sheeyo Ivana U. Tulik Amanda E. Tass
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Why Chose These Hilarious Books?
Make a Great Gift
Gift laughter with a hilarious book or bundle, perfect for friends or family. Titles like “Balls Deep” and “Hand Jobs for the Whole Family” will bring a fun time, ideal for housewarmings or white elephant gifts. These aren’t just books; they’re laughter-filled experiences that promise shared joy and memorable moments, perfect for bringing people together through humor.
Perfect for Content Creators
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Adult Humor Kids Miss
These books cleverly disguise adult humor in tales that appear innocent to most kids, making them perfect for adult readers. Enjoy sophisticated laughs with stories like using a nutcracker in “busting a nut” or cleaning car wheels in “performing a rim job.” They offer adults a delightful escape with humor that’s both smart and hilarious, perfect for a lighthearted read without worrying about most young ears.
Perfect for Enemies
For those special someones you love to tease or can’t stand, these books make unforgettable gifts. Send one to that annoying coworker, in-law, or ex to provoke or amuse. It’s an inexpensive way to stir a reaction, whether it’s laughter or shock, making these books perfect for a playful jab or a humorous vendetta.
ASIN : B0CQMNBNFQ Publisher : Independently published Publication date : December 18, 2023 Language : English Print length : 37 pages ISBN-13 : 979-8872088745 Item Weight : 4.5 ounces Dimensions : 8.5 x 0.09 x 8.5 inches Part of series : Cancelled Children’s Books for Adults Best Sellers Rank: #39,153 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #57 in Comedy (Books) #68 in Parenting & Families Humor #89 in Puns & Wordplay Customer Reviews: 4.6 4.6 out of 5 stars (59) var dpAcrHasRegisteredArcLinkClickAction; P.when(‘A’, ‘ready’).execute(function(A) { if (dpAcrHasRegisteredArcLinkClickAction !== true) { dpAcrHasRegisteredArcLinkClickAction = true; A.declarative( ‘acrLink-click-metrics’, ‘click’, { “allowLinkDefault”: true }, function (event) { if (window.ue) { ue.count(“acrLinkClickCount”, (ue.count(“acrLinkClickCount”) || 0) + 1); } } ); } }); P.when(‘A’, ‘cf’).execute(function(A) { A.declarative(‘acrStarsLink-click-metrics’, ‘click’, { “allowLinkDefault” : true }, function(event){ if(window.ue) { ue.count(“acrStarsLinkWithPopoverClickCount”, (ue.count(“acrStarsLinkWithPopoverClickCount”) || 0) + 1); } }); });
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